Traffic cone

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020

Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.

Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”

by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020

Traffic Cone Lover

Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.

I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones

Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover

by Christoper Bootylicuous May 4, 2019

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005

Traffic_cone_lord

The best account on r/teenagersbutpog except for everybody else

Thanks u/traffic_cone_lord for the award

by Me the creator of this werb April 25, 2021

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023