The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

by I Have No Name October 8, 2017

Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.

The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

tragedeigh

A deliberate misspelling of a baby's name in an effort to be cool and different.

Seriously that name, as it was spelled before, was a tragedeigh

by mckennedeigh February 14, 2021

stoner tragedy

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013

tragedy whore

someone who always jumps at the opportunity to mourn/ express deep sadness, usually over the death of someone, or the occurance of something, that has essentially nothing to do with that individual

Pete: Did you see Jalen? She wrote "RIP Oscar" all over her arm! She talked to him maybe once?!

Sam: Yeah, man. What a tragedy whore!

OR

Alice: Wow. I feel so terrible that Joanne has that flesh eating disease! I think that we should all sit with her at lunch!

Stacey: You're such a tragedy whore, Alice! You called Joanne fugly last week. You just want to shine in her sympathy glow.

by Ellixx September 11, 2011

tragedarian

A person who thrives on tragedy.

Catastrophe is the perfume that attracts the tragedarian.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

Tragedeigh

A name that is intentionally misspelled for attention/"uniqueness."

KVIIIlyn was such a tragedeigh.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 17, 2023