the most amazing school in townsville , better than catheral and st pats and every other school in townsville
person: what school do you go to?
me: Townsville Grammar School
person: OMG!!! the most amazing school in townsville!!
me: Townsville Grammar School
person: OMG!!! the most amazing school in townsville!!
by yeahhhhburhhhh01 September 8, 2020
a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.
by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022
To Americans: The Australian version of Ohio
To the Bri'ish: you almost get stabbed more here than over there
to everyone else: its hell
also ayr sucks dont go there either
To the Bri'ish: you almost get stabbed more here than over there
to everyone else: its hell
also ayr sucks dont go there either
I want to go to hell (Townsville)
All the kids rob all the vape shops in Townsville
Townsville residents are all retards
All the kids rob all the vape shops in Townsville
Townsville residents are all retards
by redditor-from-mars April 17, 2023
A city that was built by Italians what came out of Ingham and burdiken, Italians came over on the boat to Australia to Ingham and Burdekin to do the hard cane cutting work the aussies didn’t want to do, got paid big dollars to cut cane by hand, Saving the money they worked hard for and useing it to buy the cane farms off the Aussies, then sugar prices sky rocketed and they made a lot of money and invested the money in land and realestate in Townsville then land realestate sky rocketed in Townsville then they became millionaire and the rest is history. One of the most well known men to invest in Townsville who came out of Ingham was Laurence lancini.
by Aussie history June 4, 2019
-A town full of people that has lack of respect
-An absolute shithole
-you will see a bunch of coons trying to look for a fight
-90% chance you will get your car stolen
-An absolute shithole
-you will see a bunch of coons trying to look for a fight
-90% chance you will get your car stolen
Ethan: "bro someone fuckin damaged my car"
James: "what do you expect its townsville you fucked yourself"
James: "what do you expect its townsville you fucked yourself"
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