Toss my Salad

Part of a title of a children's book.

Who will toss my salad?

by KaypiGames December 10, 2018

toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

by oompaloompa June 14, 2003

tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 13, 2021

toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

toss my salad

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad

I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005