Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019

Wet tortilla

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.

I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

by Dgalactic June 10, 2009

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.

Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.

by Great Seany January 17, 2017

Torilla tavataan!

Also "Torille!"
is a finnish phrase used whenever Finland is mentioned outside its borders in any form. The sentence is translated as "Let's meet at the Market Square" which is a place in Helsinki (Finland's capital city) where Finns celebrate any sport related success of their naitional team, pretty much only of the ice hockey one.

Amongst Finns the phrase is usually used in sarcastic way, as Finland apparently craves for international recognition and attention.

(in finnish)
- "Hey, there is an article about finnish baseball in Washington Post!"
- "Haha torilla tavataan!"

by InfernoCanto June 23, 2016

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019

ass tortilla

The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.

Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.

by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005