wet dream tomato

A. New York

B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”.

New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?

by Carrot Stark April 22, 2014

Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes

A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.

Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.

Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.

Make that video sucked ass. "Temporarily Out of Tomatoes"

by Tommy Vancouver August 25, 2009

TordMatt

TordMatt is when a gay communist man who lives inside of a transformer and a barbie with a box chin fuck each other

TordMatt makes me nut
Holy shit that's gay, like TordMatt

by phillyboshitty April 20, 2017

Vegan Tomato

When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands

John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today

Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato

by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

by Rhad November 28, 2009

Fried Tomatoes Frequently

A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck

A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!

B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.

by Caravaner March 10, 2009

blue tomato

a word as meaningless as the phrase "pussy on the chainwax"

Dude, Ashley just gave me the coolest blue tomato!

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016