When you fuck an underage family member in the ass with a strap on then use the dildo as a spoon to feed your children with
by Dangerousfanny April 5, 2023
Get the Dirty topsymug. by daddycoley March 20, 2019
Get the topsy turvy tuesday’smug. This topsie is very soft
by •TheLuckyDuckling• March 1, 2021
Get the Topsiemug. An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
by shartacus October 7, 2022
Get the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormymug. Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.
"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."
by aus_sprinkles May 7, 2023
Get the Hot Topsymug. 
Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth
An occulture church spanning eleven years, founded by Genesis P-Orridge of Throbbing Gristle.
An occulture church spanning eleven years, founded by Genesis P-Orridge of Throbbing Gristle.
by RWRlbg== July 4, 2024
Get the TOPSYmug.