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A person that like random people's statuses and pictures in a sexually provocative manner.
"I heard Topher just liked Ashley's picture"
"Oh yeah, such a Topher"
topher by runrunsteven September 5, 2011
Name: Topher comes from the root word Christopher. Were if you don't like chris then you cut of chris and make it Topher.
Topher is not bad but good because The person that uses topher as a nickname is every different and nice.
Topher your so sweet for geting that for me.
But if you use Christopher is sounds so plain.
topher by Topher August 18, 2004
the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.
nikki loves her topher very much.
topher by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005
A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
Topher by Butt Valen August 10, 2016
A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
Topher by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010
A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...