Top Heavy

Drunk to the point of being unable to maintain ones balance.

"I barely remember last night, did I drink a lot?"
"Dude, you were top heavy, you could barely stand up."

by Pelforth999 March 28, 2010

Top heavy

A person who can't be defined on Urban Dictionary

"Hey Kelcy (not the real bubbles), What's up?"
"Not much, Shmangela, I just got a new definition for myself on Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, well, just like those manly men were saying, I'm way too top heavy to be defined."
"That's soooo awesome!"

by Man-tastic Men January 11, 2009

top heavy

disproportionately heavy at the top so as to be in danger of toppling.

Aniyah is so damn top heavy she looks like a blue whale walking on legs.

by I'mBaby October 8, 2019

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025