Toot it out your butt

An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.

"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."

"Toot it out your butt, Frank"

by FourBeerMilky April 29, 2010

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010

Toot It & Boot It

Farting and ducking out

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

by dabox_124 July 7, 2010

toot it n boot it

To attempt a task quickly and efficiently. Telling some one to complete their task in a fast and thorough manner.

"I'm on my way to get a plan b.. "Toot it n Boot it!"

by spider243 October 31, 2013

toot it out your butt

A more polite version of "blow it out your ass". In essence, a way of telling someone to leave you alone or fuck off.

If you think I'm going to listen to your mother berate me over the phone, you can toot it out your butt.

by Ghostface Billah April 29, 2010

Toot It And Let It Linger

When someone (preferably a guy who has a girlfriend) leads a person on (an innocent girl who falls for the guy but cares he has a girlfriend) and does things with him. it could be from just sexting to actually having sex but he tells her that she isn't allowed to tell anyone because of his girlfriend. And when the guy gets what he wants (or doesn't) he does't exactly dump the girl because they were never going out because he had a girlfriend, but just stops texting her everyday and never answers her texts or stops going up to talk to her. this isn't tooting it and booting it because the guy will still talk to the girl but when he does he acts like nothing ever happened and expects her to do the same

Naj "hey cori can i give you a hug tomorrow?" Cori "sure?" Naj "can i give you two hugs tomorrow?" Cori "sure" Naj " just sure?" cori "sure" Naj " can i have a butt touch?" Cori "NO! you have a girlfriend" (that is an example of a girl who is smart and doesnt fall for it.) Naj " hey Jaz i really like you youre really awesome we should have sex" Jaz "aww <3 i like you too but you have a girlfriend" Naj "so i dont care about her anymore i love her but i really like you" Jaz " ok come over now" and after he gets what he wants he never talks to her again and calls her his stalker (that was an example of a girl who fell for his act... hard)and that is what it means to Toot It And Let It Linger

by rayRay ;) June 14, 2011

toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.

i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.

by 626er August 31, 2010