toolophile

person obsessed with the band TOOL

I am a toolophile

by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003

toolnami

To spam an the gamesurgeradio IRC channel while listening to DJ Tooly live, comprehensively flooding you, the irc servers, and everyone else offline, and also making the internet stream buffer. Spammed several times with lots of colours during a toolnami moment when a track really pumps. To do a toolnami, like tsunami. A wave of spam.

It's a TOOLNAMI!
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¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
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by [TEA]sid September 22, 2005

toolology

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

by Metro Josh March 1, 2009

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.

Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020

Toolnaw

a lightly veiled insult. Typically it is broken into two sections, tool and naw, where tool means a dag and naw refers to a sympathetic gesture towards the dagginess of the person.

Man, he is a such a toolnaw.

by adorable373 April 6, 2010

toologenic

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

Tool On Deck

"Tool On Deck" is an urban phrase used when you want to let people know you have gun. The word "tool" refers to the gun and the word "deck" refers to having your gun at the ready. The phrase was originated in the south in places like Miami & New Orleans. Was made popular by rapper Lil' Wayne on the song "9mm" on David Banners album "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

What? You wanna start some shit? TOOL ON DECK!

Don't worry, if they start something I got my "tool on deck".

by Just Guy January 17, 2008