toodle Share definition Flag a very annoying way of saying goodbye. People who say this, and 'toodle-pip' are probably being perverse and should be treated with caution. A: I wish you'd stop being such a dipshit and piss off! B: ok, toodle! A: And don't say 'toodle' you stupid arse. *hits B* toodle by Flaze July 20, 2008