an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.
i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.
by mescelestus June 11, 2006
Get the tonsilitismug. Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010
Get the Tonsilitismug. the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
by clooror wipes April 24, 2022
Get the Tonsilsmug. 1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!
2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005
Get the Tonsillitismug. tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.
Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!
Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
by Chrisso.Australia August 6, 2009
Get the [tonsilities]mug. this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well
That missed extra point tonsiled me.
I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me
I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me
by REZKILLER February 6, 2004
Get the Tonsiledmug. by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
Get the trampoline tonsilsmug.