an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.
i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.
by mescelestus June 07, 2006
Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
by DeepthroatMcGoo February 08, 2010
the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
by clooror wipes April 24, 2022
1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!
2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
by Madd Dogggg January 07, 2005
tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.
Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!
Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
by Chrisso.Australia August 06, 2009
this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well
That missed extra point tonsiled me.
I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me
I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me
by REZKILLER February 06, 2004
Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !
by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016