a game for people like nick who have small penises and as a result, has never kissed a girl.
"Yo guys lets rent Tomb Raider you can see her tits jiggle!!"
"Nick your a fukkin homo and will never get a gurl, PS gordons fucking your sister, steph."
When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!
"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"
"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"