Tokyo Drift

The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.

What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?

That's the Tokyo Drift dude.

by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013

Tokyo Drift

Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.

Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!

by Bobert "Dirty" Sanchez June 27, 2009

tokyo drift

Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.

Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.

by Juicy Mix March 20, 2008

Tokyo Drift

Verb. The act of being so engrossed in technology in the car that one begins to drive like an Asian person and drift from lane to lane.

Example 1.

Dude 1. Bro! I was driving home and a bitch Tokyo Drifted into me!

Dude 2. Man that totally sucks. Goddamn smart phones and navigators are too interesting.

Example 2

Dude 1. Holy Shit Bro! We almost Tokyo Drifted into that wall!

Dude 2. Damn, my bad I'll stop texting my girl.

by YutYutDevil November 14, 2011

tokyo drift

to do something that is unnecessary or anything that looks unnecessary.

That third nipple is tokyo drift.

by phillizzle May 12, 2006

Tokyo Drift

The Act of multiple men jizzing on a floor(prefrebly tile but definitely not carpet) and sliding Japanese/ Side eyed women across it

Man, That party was off tha hook last night. The best part was when we went into the kitchen and had our Tokyo Drift, Tod's bitch went the fastest.

by drift them bitchezzz June 24, 2009

tokyo drift

Noun: Similar to Crop Dusting, a Tokyo Drift is the act of farting and then walking away causing the smell to drift past others. In this case, the smell of the fart is nearly the same as asian cuisine.

Goddammit, did you just Tokyo Drift me? That shit smells just like Kung Pao Chicken!

by stlhorn February 17, 2012