toiletbooking

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.

Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.

by xjessikuh January 29, 2014

toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012

toiletous

To be grimey, or to smell bad.

That bitch is toiletous.

by OMGZZZKELLY November 13, 2005

Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.

Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.

by scribblersam May 15, 2010

toiletbaby

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletmobile

Another idea that is my creation. It is a toilet which can be driven. It can have either a fuel-saving four-cylinder engine in the tank, or a gas-loving V8 hooked up to the back.

Now that the Toiletmobile has been created, I can go on the go!

by Modern "Luminous" Knight March 8, 2005

Toiletbrush Tripweed

A board user from GameFAQs. Took his username from the character Guybrush Threepwood. In Money Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island he got called "Toiletbrush" by a stem picture of a ship.
Then the last name underwent a similar transformation, pointing at the city where he was born, Amsterdam, where people "Trip on Weed"
And this is how his extremely kickass username got in existance.

"That Toiletbrush Tripweed dude is weird"

by Toiletbrush Tripweed January 10, 2005