Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Toms.Toenails

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻

Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021

lady gaga toenails

somebody who is a simp for giant pizza bagels that got stuck in a big olive tree shaped like glasses

Josh: you seem like a lady gaga toenails
Meepcity OD: omg, yes i am.

by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 1, 2021

grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

Tough toenails

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.

Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.

by da smartist mann aliffe June 16, 2016

toms.toenails

An amazing, funny, sweet, caring, generous, and overall swag person.

toms.toenails is so cool!!

by officialmatteddsworld...tiktok August 17, 2021