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Toenails 

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.
Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.
Toenails by anonymous November 17, 2023

Toms.Toenails 

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻
Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

lady gaga toenails

somebody who is a simp for giant pizza bagels that got stuck in a big olive tree shaped like glasses
Josh: you seem like a lady gaga toenails
Meepcity OD: omg, yes i am.

grandmas toenails 

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails
That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!
grandmas toenails by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

Tough toenails 

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.
Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.

toms.toenails 

An amazing, funny, sweet, caring, generous, and overall swag person.