a rusty towball

A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.

my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.

by bjeloga the wogga February 3, 2013

tieball

Sport of kings. See TOUFT and The only use for ties. Act of hitting a bottle cap around a court with your tie, trying to score against and inflict maximum amount of pain on your opponents by charging, elbowdropping, biting, and general icehockey style violence.

Violent footbal/wrestlging/icehockey/rugby/american footbal/random/nidojie with ties.

by Sam Cairns February 28, 2005

Tomball High School

A high school in North Houston that claims to be the "Pride of Texas", but hasn't been shit, and will never be shit. Many students are possibly inbred, absolutely ignorant, and the girls are whores that have more diseases than an West African child.

"Have you met that guy that went to Tomball High School?"

"Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with those faggots?"

by Scoreboard Mutherfuckers November 17, 2014

tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus

by M.P.B March 19, 2008

Tobally

Its a word that you never say, or never mean to say. When you say it your are embarrassed and hang your head over the shoulders of the person writing this definition. Holy cow Tim is laughing on the floor. And Donald just passed out for the eight time tonight. Tobally is the new awesome. Use it whenever you're drinking or going to the bathroom. Tobally sweet.

Oh my goy sweet joke.

Tobally amazing.

Alex just fell asleep on the floor
Tobally.

by Jeah Jeah mmmm Jeah November 13, 2010

Tomball

Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers- he looks tight.

by Michael Markiewicz February 26, 2005

tomball memorial highschool

It’s the worst place you can ever go to with all thous drugs and everything, they are all hillbilly fags that deserve terminal lung cancer

Hey have you seen anyone from Tomball memorial highschool.

Only one person and he was such a faggot

by Smolbutterboi November 5, 2017