toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

thecheesegodess

the godess of cheese. an unknown godess who everyone shall now worship once they've read this entry or she shall smite thee.

'oh great cheesegodess, i worship you!'
'Thats great keira, brad and sarah, so you should.'

by thecheesegodess July 18, 2003

TheCheesenadian

I am TheCheesenadian, and I am l'sexy, and you are not, haha

I am TheCheesenadian, and I am l'sexy, and you are not, haha

by TheCheesenadian February 7, 2021

thecheesewizard_

The best, nicest and funniest streamer ever!!!

Did you watch TheCheeseWizard_’s stream last night? It was poggers

by CheeseSimp February 6, 2021

Toecheeze

When dad sits at chair goes in between toes and grabs the cheese. Usually after he sniffs to make sure that’s what it is.

My toecheeze smells like toes.

by Iliketreetrunksandtoecheeze January 17, 2025