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Tobias Funke

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008
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Tobias

Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me
“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny”
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Tobias Hellberg

He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.
by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019
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TOBIAS THE TOASTER

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020
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Tobias

Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in
"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"
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Tobias

Tobias is an athletic person who is most likely to play any string instrument. He is gorgeous and very funny. Everyone likes him and nobody really knows if he has a girlfriend. But you can be very sure that he has because nobody wants to miss a Tobias.

If you know anyone whose name is Tobias: go get him you will not regret it;)
Aw Tobias is just amaying!
by Musical5 May 20, 2019
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Tobias

A Tobias is usually a tall person, with a funny personality who cares for his peers. He can be anxious at times, but usually enjoys a laugh and has a joke around every now and then. A Tobias is usually very sporty and enjoys rugby mostly. They usually come from very complicated backgrounds.
He's called Tobias becuase he loves Rugby!
by Katie Becks December 20, 2015
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