snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

pink toboggan

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.

Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.

by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008

Toboggan

When you do a weighty poo then look back into the bowl of the toilet to find that it has magically disappeared. This is in fact a product of fluid dynamics and physics, with the momentum of the poo as it hits the surface of the lavatory providing sufficient exit velocity to skip over the u-bend and out of the bowl.

Wow I’ve done a toboggan

by Tobogganer April 15, 2019

Toboggan noggin

Recieving oral sex while riding a tobaggan sled

I was hitting the slopes over the weekend, met this fine bitch, and got some toboggan noggin

by Nek Bobmon August 14, 2016

flying toboggan

While doing it doggy style at the top of a stairway, just before orgasm, give a standard donkey punch, then pull her arms back behind her head and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan. This results in a heightened orgasm experience.

Christina said she was into trying new things, but she wasn't too stoked when I performed the old flying toboggan.

by walker t August 27, 2006

Endless Toboggan

To performan the toboggan on an upward moving escalator.

In other words: To have sex in the doggy style position with the woman facing an up escalator. The man then knocks both of her arms out from under her, and proceeds to ride her endlessly down the stairs.

Girl1: So did you and boy 1 have sex?

Girl2: Yeah, my chest still hurts from the endless toboggan.

Girl1: What?

Girl2: Nevermind.

by Alb jr. October 5, 2009

shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

by Intent... April 22, 2009