TLOMFL

THE LOVE OF MY F*****g life

Gabby: awee babe I’ll do anything for you!

Dylan: No’ I’ll do anything for you, you’re TLOMFL

by CCMG00 January 17, 2020

Toyfriend

A guy who really wants you who you keep around to give you rides & buy you stuff but you don't legitimately put out to

Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that

by JERZZeee December 20, 2010

toyfriend

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.

Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.

by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015

toyfest

1. An area with lots of shitty graffiti by toys. It looks bad and stupid, and it's everywhere.

2. A Youtube graffiti video in which the majority of the comments are people thinking they're cool sayin "gay", or toy, while in reality they're toys, or might not even be a writer. Retards...

1. guy 1: Dude, screw youtube! All their graff videos are toyfests.
guy 2: you hypocrite you comment all the time man.

2. guy 1: lets find a fresh wall, no more toyfests.
guy 2: yeah

by tric318920 November 20, 2011

toyfriend

A boytoy that is cool enough to not only have sex with but hang out with and be seen in public with. A toyfriend is not to be introduced to others as your boyfriend. This is a guy that if circumstances (married,attached,business travel, life goals, financial status, age difference, children) were different would be boyfriend material.

He's more than a boytoy to me he is good enough to be a toyfriend.

by WAZ April 23, 2003

toyfriend

Guys snapped up by girls who are in between guys. They are only being dated because of the girl's complete insecurity. Often, the guy has had a burning crush on the girl in question and is willing to let her repeatedly dump him and date him again in return for physical affection.

"Didn't you say yesterday that John doesn't believe in hygiene? I thought that was why you weren't going out with him..."

"It was."

"But now you're dating him??"

"Relax. He's just a toyfriend. In fact, I don't even plan to let him get to first base."

by Lina_Starr_4 April 23, 2012

TTOYF

In short its an acronym for "these testicles on your face", it's been within the english culture for like 15 years and is still very commonly used even today in text messages.

- Do you know what TTOYF stands for?
- no, what?
- these testicles on your face bucko~

by Culturist August 15, 2018