tits on you

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line “Every thing is great when it sits on a Ritz”
And what is greater than tits? Not much!

Look at that car, it's tits on a Ritz

by Farsidefan February 2, 2009

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

Tits On A Boar

Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space

'She's as common as Tits On A Boar' or
'He's as useless as Tits On A Boar'

by Kizzt February 21, 2006

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008