Tito Ortiz Syndrome

People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.

Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.

Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.

Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!

Tito Ortiz Syndrome by doubleHelix August 22, 2010

Tito Nacho Special 

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.

I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!

Tito Nacho Special by Carlucci00 June 8, 2016

shut up tito 

A less popular and effective version of Shut Up T; origins unknown.

Darrell: check the scoboard!
Seij: Shutup tito
Darrell: No, shut up T.
Seij: (silence)

shut up tito by greunit February 20, 2005

shut up tito 

Popular phrase, defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Incorrect useage: shut up, tito

I don't get it. shut up tito.

shut up tito by tito December 30, 2004

Two-Step Tito 

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

Two-Step Tito by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

shut up, tito 

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

shut up, tito by tito December 30, 2004

titosotto 

to plagiarize brazenly; to copy-paste without proper attribution and when confronted with the fact of having stolen the work of someone else, to use squid tactics, belittling the source as inconsequential, while maintaining an incongruous and surreal arrogant yet whiny "I am being cyber-bullied! Help" pose.

The word titosotto comes from Vicente "Tito" Castelo Sotto III, who is, unfortunately, a current Filipino senator.

Tito Sotto is a staunch antagonist of the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill, and has taken to using theatrical posturings while delivering speeches in the Philippine Senate, to drive his weak points across. He has been exposed for plagiarizing parts of the blog of Sarah Pope to use in one of his lachrymose speeches, but when confronted about it, instead of owning up and apologizing, he chose to let his Chief of Staff Atty. Hector A. Villacorta, arrogantly try to dismiss the facts in the blog of Ms. Pope, no less.

Aside from Ms. Pope's blog, the good ol senator has also been exposed for further having titosottoed from three other blogs. At which point, he claimed that "plagiarism is not a crime in the Philippines."

What's most hilarious about the whole affair is that when faced with the anger of netizens over his arrogant copy-pasting, he claimed he was being cyber-bullied. Google "tito sotto plagiarism" to get more information, because there's lots, lots more to this matter, and that's why the term deserves inclusion in the revered urban dictionary.

- Have you read his research paper?
- Yeah! It looked awesome!
- Awesome, my elongated chin! It was completely titosottoed! He just copied it word for word from someone else's paper!

titosotto by ILoveAdobo September 4, 2012