titmometers

The built-in temperature indicators (nipples) out on the ends of a woman's breasts.

According to her titmometers, damn, it's cold outside.

by Earl! July 7, 2023

dirty timoleon

A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.

"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"

by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022