TikTok

An app responsible for destroying about a seventh of the global population.

Fuck TikTok!

by Roydiscord Productions March 4, 2021

titboob

The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.

"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"

by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

straight tiktok

When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.

"I hate starting a new tiktok account because the only thing i see is straight tiktok."

by main_character May 15, 2020

TikTok

(adjective) To blatantly rip off someone else's material because you have no originality of your own. To record the exact same post everyone else is making.

I posted a 'How to do The Floss' dance tutorial up on YouTube and 57 million 11 year olds TikTokked me.

by MiloMinderbidner August 27, 2020

tiktok hater

people that hte the evil virus of satan known as tiktok

tiktok hater: tiktok bad cause of being spyware

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin December 9, 2021

Straight tiktok

Straight tiktok is mostly hypehouse, dances, and povs. It is very boring and If you are on straight tiktok you a probably boring. (You can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.)

Person 1: "Mom, dad, lets get one thing straight, I murdered the family dog."
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.

by historonay May 26, 2020