titlove

Titlove can mean several different things. It can be used to plead for affection, it can be used as a term of endearment among friends (often followed by no homo), and it can be used to indicate amazing breasteses. Of course, it can also refer to a classic tittyfuck.

Asking for affection: "I got cunnalangled so hard last night; gimme some damn titlove."

Term of endearment: "What's up, titlove? Lemme suck your dick. No homo."

Compliment of breasteses: "Shit! Major titlove at 2 o'clock. Check that shit! That's gotta be an eleven on the titlove meter."

Tittyfuck: "My girlfriend gave me some major titlove last night. Then she analangled me. Fuck yea."

by GottaLoveThemTaTas November 24, 2009

titeous

The only thing not hideous about her is her tits.

Me: Stephanie is hideous.
You: No dude! She's got a nice rack. She's titeous.

by MariaMILFendorf November 15, 2010

Titslow

To be in a bad mood or in some sort of saddened state causing the body to be slumped over, lowering the altitude of one's tits.

1. "Hey man, why so titslow?"
2. "You look a little titslow."

3. You never seemed to titslow,
I never seen you fall so hard,
Do you know where you are?

by Exsquire April 28, 2009

Titology

The study of tits.

I am going to grad. school for titology; yeah, like the female organ.

by taycar February 19, 2011

titplosion

when two girls chest bump and there boobs hit eatch others and causes pain for one or both people

Girl* scores basket*
girl2 YES highfive*chestbump*
girl OUCH that was a titplosion
girl2 deffs

by WHUP242 June 2, 2009

Timelock

to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.

OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!

by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009

titelation

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.

TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!

by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006