chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Tufted Titmouse

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

by Golden Pack January 14, 2010

titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime September 14, 2005

titmouse

1. A person with an extreme sexual fixation or preference for large breasts.

2. A man who focuses on the breasts during sex. A Mammaphiliac.

see also: tit fiend.

"Joe would live in her cleavage if he could. He is a total titmouse."

by NihilistDom August 24, 2009

titmouse

A timid man who is nearly always staring at womens' breasts, but just can't work up the nerve to speak to one.

"Bek, button a button. You have a titmouse at ten o'clock," Cherry said, tucking a scarf into the front of her dress to discourage the creepy little man.

by bIrqul October 22, 2012