flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

by Sally666lol June 27, 2016

witch's tit

A measure of temperature.

"it's colder than a witch's tit."

by octopod May 28, 2004

what's twisting that bitch's tit?

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

by porneggs June 27, 2006

As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

by rock musika September 3, 2021

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004