Torsten 

If you’re friends with a guy named Torsten, make sure you never let him go. He will not only be there for you when you need him the most, but he will support you at your lowest and celebrate you at your peak. Guys named Torsten are usually smart, calculated, friendly, good listeners and very funny. They also definitely have their lives together and a clear goal for their future, they will most likely end up very successful through their hard work and determination.

Person 1: Man I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*

Torsten by Memedealertm January 5, 2022

Tristen 

He's the guy whom you see walking down the hallways of a small high school and think, I wish I knew him. He's the guy whom is very quiet but laughs around his friends. He excels in sports and is quite the charmer, there is no girl in the world that could ever resist his charm. He's the guy you'd cry over on the bathroom floor, he's the guy you'd dream about constantly and think about almost all day every day. You will want him to text you every second of everyday and you find yourself crying when he doesn't. He's the only guy who could make you cry and laugh and go crazy. He's the only guy who could make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside, the only one who could ever make you feel so lonely when he's not around. And you think to yourself how lonely you would be if you did not get to see his beautiful face everyday. You pray each night that maybe one day, he'll notice you. You pray for a time when he can hold you in his strong arms, look at you with his beautiful blue eyes, and smile at you with that beautiful smile of his. But until that day comes, you watch him from afar, shining so brightly.

Whoa, that guy is so awesome! He must be Tristen.

Tristen by DanielleisDumbbb March 31, 2011

Tristen 

Tristen is a boss. He'll daddy your ass so hard you'll explode. He's an American bred beast that handles guns and owns a reclusive apocalypse farm somewhere in the country.
When he's not nailing college, he basically only plays 40k. That's it. The reason why is 'cause Josh won't invite him to his TF2 games.
He also loves cats.

Oh shit there goes Tristen! I heard he likes eating ass!
God, he's so dreamy!

Tristen by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

Dirty Tristen

A man with a huge dick, sings well, and is bit yknow weird! all in all amazing person

God Tristen is actually just a Dirty Tristen!

Dirty Tristen by lolololo cum bucjet January 20, 2021

Broker than tristen 

Anyone who is specifically broker than tristen

Especially people named dontraiz

1: He’s literally broker than tristen

2: bet he’s not as broke as dontraiz tho

Broker than tristen by Barbecue sandwhich biy February 26, 2022

tristen 

a smart, popular, well-known, sexy, sweet, good with the ladies, and an all around beast of a person. is is always good to hav a tristen as a friend cuz they always hav ur back. hes the guy that makes the gurls faint as he walks by. hes is also good to hav on ur sports team cuz he excelles at sports

man i wish i wuz like that tristen over there.

wow hes amazing, he must b a tristen

im glad we hav a tristen on our team

tristen by shikamaru111 December 22, 2008

Tristen 

An overall awkward guy who looks beyond a persons sex or appearance. This individual tends to go beyond romantic criteria and will ensure his best will in his love interest. These people tend to enjoy playing video games and fault in pondering with what to do in their lives. These people typically don't like many; but when you are liked by them; it'll be a relationship you'll never forget.

All the hoes want Tristen's D.

Tristen by AsiagoNoodlez April 13, 2015