Tiny Dancer

A woman with a small vag, that a stout, strapping young male experiences as a "none shall pass" vagina. No entry here. Well, unless you have a needle dick. "Needle dick, Needle dick"

I followed this fine, thick ass chick back to her pad to play "hide the sausage", but when it came time, The only way to get into the show was with a backstage pass, because she had a tiny dancer.

by phillynate January 28, 2009

Tiny Dancer

Somebody who says s/he is gangster, but is, in fact, not. In essence, a wankster. See the word "krisha"

Krisha is a tiny dancer.

by Quismo112 July 29, 2004

tiny dancer

When inserting your digits into the frontal or posterior hole and moving them about in a walking motion.

Like the song says, "Hold me closer tiny dancer".

by Dennis J. January 29, 2006

Tiny Dancer

A Lap Dancer

In Rhianna's lyrics for "S.O.S." she says: "...and I'm your tiny dancer..." I really think that's what she mean't.

by RhianX12 July 22, 2010

Tiny Dancer

Tiny dancer: When a stripper at an all nude club has a tiny little turd turtle poking out of her butthole while she dances.

OMG. That hot stripper chick totally had a tiny dancer. I thought it was gonna fall in to my vodka and turn it into a strippertini.

by SeaMurph June 28, 2017

There is a tiny dancer

Shes a shes a lady i think how the lyrics goes?

there is a tiny dancer watching over me

by Harper Ociana February 18, 2021