A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and
kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's
music(George
Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a
hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that
will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete
homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour
phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..
oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in
front of his young daughters and sending her away
crying into the bedroom."
