I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.
by Bob sanders August 30, 2013
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by cmore October 14, 2014
Get the Timsgiving mug.one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
Get the Tomski on acid mug.An intentional gap in time used to advance a story without filler material. It is commonly used in film, novels, television and video games, to mark the passage without the intervening events being explained in any great detail, or merely in passing.
Timeskips can be as short as a few hours or bridge entire years' worth of happenings. It can also work in retrograde, though this is not as common.
Timeskips can be as short as a few hours or bridge entire years' worth of happenings. It can also work in retrograde, though this is not as common.
Go watch a movie. Any time the screen wipes from a daytime scene to a nighttime scene in the same area counts as a timeskip.
by The Almighty Pez February 21, 2007
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"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
(5 seconds later...)
"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"
OR
"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"
by David Andrew Jensen March 13, 2009
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by Beautiful inside and out January 3, 2017
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