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Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
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Timesha

Timesha's are funny smart and cute. Can take anyone's man without trying, and a great friend to have.
by Tee13 December 20, 2016
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timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
by toddx February 3, 2010
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Timeshifter

Also goes by "timeshitter"
Timeshifter (noun):
timeshitter gimme dogetime
by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016
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timeshitter

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.
That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.
by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019
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Timeshare in Miami

Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year
"Yo, son daves in a black out again, I think he's on the phone with that miami right now."
by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
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Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.
(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.
by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013
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