Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.
When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:
"When did you color your hair green!"
"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"
"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"
"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
"When did you color your hair green!"
"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"
"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"
"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
by Professor Mac Plum September 19, 2013
noun, adv,adj,verb; tyme-bahm
1.) The act of secretly giving a girl multiple laxatives then proceeding to engage in anal sex while striving to cum as fast as possible preferably before she defecates.
2.) An extreme sport in many major fraternities.
1.) The act of secretly giving a girl multiple laxatives then proceeding to engage in anal sex while striving to cum as fast as possible preferably before she defecates.
2.) An extreme sport in many major fraternities.
Person 1: How was it man?
Person 2: Shit man she blew first.
Person 1: Oh she was a time-bomb?
Person 2: Yea...
Person 2: Shit man she blew first.
Person 1: Oh she was a time-bomb?
Person 2: Yea...
by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009
A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).
"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"
"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."
"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."
by SinJacks April 19, 2009
Someone that is risky to have around because they are on the urge to blowing it. A person that you know will end up ruining a perfect situation.
by kevin kage March 02, 2011
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
by Gunther December 17, 2004
The act of searching someone's Facebook photos for a really old picture from years ago. Specifically for a funny or embarrassing picture and then liking it so that it magically appears back on the news feed for all of that person's friends to see. Invented by Mike Keegan and Charlie Blakeman.
John: "Man I thought that picture of me with the hooker from 5 years ago was long lost until those idiots Mike and Charlie TIME BOMBED me and now its all over Facebook again!"
by chuckb223 June 29, 2013