kill thyself

1. How intellectuals tell people to kill themselves.

2. A more fancy way of saying kill yourself.

1. Normal person: "Just because you watch Rick and Morty doesn't mean you're an intellect."
Intellectual: "Kill thyself."
Normal person: "Just say kill yourself, idiot."
Intellectual: "Us intellectuals don't use imbecilic phrases like you low-IQ morons."

2. Rich guy's friend: "Wow, your place really sucks, actually. I was expecting something more fancy.
Rich guy: "Kill thyself."

by Dapperfoxx May 9, 2018

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

PREPARE THYSELF

(pree-pair thay-self)
an archaic phrase used to encourage someone to expect something.

"Creature of steel, prepare thyself for thine pegging session"
"in voice of S.A.M. oh shit launching prepare.exe right this fucking instant"

by mindflayer simp January 14, 2023

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.

- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.

by Frooster January 21, 2008

thyspace

Old English, Shakespearean form of myspace. It was not as popular given the lack of technology.

Why hast though deleted me on thyspace?

by Cryptid Fossil #1 February 16, 2010

Calm Thyself

A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.

Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.

Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!

Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.

Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself

by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.

You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!

by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023