thwomp

Twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Dude, I gotta pick up some thwomps from my dealer today; I've only got two thwomps left!"

"Shit, son."

by vinfiz August 6, 2009

thwomp

To beat a chick across the head, neck, chest or ass with your cock.

"Thwomp," That's what you get when you forget to mop the floor bitch!

by rocco June 22, 2004

Thwomp

To skool someones ass, especially in volleyball

I Thwomped Jordan in volleyball

by Willismyname November 4, 2010

Thwomp

That one guy that you know who can make any girl fall in love. One glance at him, and its love at first sight. The child sniffer kinda guy. Good at every thing he does. That mario guy.

mia i love thwomp

by jerry berry:)6969 September 15, 2020

THWOMP

Acronym for Third World Monkey Person.

Refers to the sort of person so obviously incapable of adapting to the standards of a civilized country that you feel existential dread at the thought that they were ever allowed to enter your country.

"Damn, ever since Obama, this country has just been overrun with THWOMPs.

by impossiblebones January 28, 2024

THWOMP

THWOMP, or THWMP: Third World Monkey Person. The sort of person you used to see only in the pages of National Geographic, or an Indiana Jones movie. Someone so obviously not fully human, so incapable of adapting to the standards of civilized behavior, that you are filled with a despairing sense of horror that they were ever allowed to migrate to your country.

Man, ever since Obama, this neighborhood's been overrun with THWOMPs

by impossiblebones January 28, 2024

Thwomp

A substitute for any action verb. Ex: “I’m thwomping it”, “I’m doing the Thwomp”, “I’m boutta thwomp”

Mom I’m going to Jake’s house to viscously thwomp.

by S_tupid June 19, 2025