ThunderPounder

Man who's got the rod and the bod, makes your insides feel abused after getting fucked, someone you have wet dreams about, a DEREK. Usually signified by loud flapping of the ballsack and thuderous noise,

Aww man i just slept with derek last night my asshole hurts

Yea i hear hes a real thunderpounder, did he rip ur asshole open this time?

(kids outside a classroom)HOLY CRAP i think Ms. Shields is getting thunderpounded, shes screaming likea hor and there is a loud flapping going on

by DKMILLER36 March 9, 2010

Holy Thunderforce

A song by the Italian symphonic power metal band Rhapsody of Fire (formerly Rhapsody). Holy Thunderforce features four minutes of orgasmic, epic awesomeness, including a memorable keyboard solo of blinding speed. Holy Thunderforce is easily the best song by the band.

How the hell is Holy Thunderforce so fast?

by Artificial Testicle Enlargement August 28, 2006

thunderpoon

Poon so stretched out that it claps like thunder when the girl is jogging.

Gina has eight kids and a bad case of thunderpoon.

by Jidam December 4, 2015

Thunderpants

A person who makes a display of farting loudly, or trying to fart as loud as possible, perhaps by lifting one leg and wincing as they do it(Usually a male practice, of those aged about 14 to 20.

Hey, Thunderpants, cut it out man, my mom's downstairs and she will think I did it.

by Snodgrass December 19, 2005

Backalley Thunderpunch

1.Vicious Backalley Rape (Billie Holiday Style)

2. A Cocktail consisting one part gin and one part lemonade

3. Fake move Pokemon Electabuzz learns at level 103

1. Betty: I was Backalley Thunderpunched an hour ago!

Cop: Describe the size and shape.

Betty: It was by another woman, she was singing as it happened. I think she called herself Lady Day

2. "Damn! This tastes great! What is it?"

"It's Backalley Thunderpunch of course! You'll be smashed in under an hour!"

3. "Wait, the forums lied to me! They said Electabuzz learns Backalley Thunderpunch at level 103!"

by Sal Kemp April 29, 2011

THUNDERPUNCH

Attack characteristic of Hitmonchan in the original Pokemon Game Boy versions. Sometimes causes paralysis.

Don't use THUNDERPUNCH you fucking retard, it's not very effective agains fire pokemon!

by pleasur November 8, 2008

thunderpoop

Poop without warning. You're walking down the street, half a mile from the nearest known bathroom and suddenly its there.

Characterized by potent farts that offer temporary relief, and wave after wave of the poop charging your anus, then backing off for a brief minute.

Frequently ends in fart-moist boxers, hurriedly slamming a bathroom stall door, and finally, release.

I was walking back from an all-you-can-eat buffet when I got thunderpoop and nearly had to run back to the dorm.

by Baam Shizzlemah March 27, 2011