thunderpoop

Poop without warning. You're walking down the street, half a mile from the nearest known bathroom and suddenly its there.

Characterized by potent farts that offer temporary relief, and wave after wave of the poop charging your anus, then backing off for a brief minute.

Frequently ends in fart-moist boxers, hurriedly slamming a bathroom stall door, and finally, release.

I was walking back from an all-you-can-eat buffet when I got thunderpoop and nearly had to run back to the dorm.

thunderpoop by Baam Shizzlemah March 27, 2011

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Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."

"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."

Thunderboots by Jerry August 20, 2004