ThunderCunt

An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power

'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.

by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016

Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014

Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.

Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.

by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009

Thundercunt

(adj.) a person who displays extreme forms of cuntish behaviour.

"David went on holiday when he had promised me a reach around. What a thundercunt!

by Spunky127 April 19, 2014

Thundercunt

A person who's actions and/or personality reflect that of a cunt, but exponentially greater in cunty-ness

Guy 1-Dude, you know Brandi?
Guy 2-I hear she's a bitch.
Guy 1-Not just a bitch, she's a raging thundercunt!

by Alexander the Nate November 11, 2012

Thundercunt

A woman sleeps around so much, her vagina actually generates static electricity.

She is such a thundercunt, her vagina could probably provide enough power to light up a small village.

by Wicked_mean July 27, 2010