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thunderturds

Nuggets that are so hard to get out, one must let out a thundurous roar to help the nuggets fly from ones ass
Damn, joe must have the thunderturds cuz he is yellin!
by THAPOOPMASTA February 16, 2004
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Thundermug

A fart that deploys with such thrust when on the toilet forces a splash of water onto ones ass.
I thought I had to shit but when I hit the toilet I exploded a thundermug fart that wet my ass.
by MHL425 December 18, 2014
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Thundertug

Noun- the act of pleasuring yourself during a thunderstorm while flying a kite with a brass key attached. Additional lubricants may be involved, but are not necessarily required.
Tonight there will be a large storm. Grab my kite and key. It's time for a good ol' Thundertug.
by Reluctant Squad Leader November 5, 2019
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thunderturd

A type of large Ford coupe made off and on between the mid-1950's and mid 2000's
A 1994 Ford Thunderturd with cold A/C and power everything.
by boobla boobla September 12, 2009
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thunderturds

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.
Jamies had a thunderturd.
by cartman5000 August 11, 2004
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Thundermug

The beer you are chugging while gracefully halling ass down a mountain slope.
She/he had their thundermug in hand while getting some gnarly speed.
by Nattoolee May 8, 2018
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