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throttled 

a word invented late at night on a famed fold out couch. it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. bitches! possible definitions:
drunk off yo assssssss
gettin slanged by the poo slangaz, if you dont know, you betta axe yo granpappy, cuz he got slanged all up on his goochinator.
hudson was castrated as a child, and sadly therefore can never get throttled.
throttled by grizzle my nizzle February 29, 2004
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face-throttled

Some shit that Mark Mcgrath said to some poor kid who called him "Sugar Gay"
You wanna get fucking face-throttled?

Tommy Throttled

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.
Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.

Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?

Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.
Tommy Throttled by Cliff Aka Joah January 10, 2009

fair throttled 

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous drugs
X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!
fair throttled by benjamima hudson September 10, 2008

fair throttled 

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous
X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

Cock Throttle 

One who takes the full caaaaaaack down the thris-oat like a sword swallower like a Barnum and Bailey Circus show performer. Gurkle Gurkle.
*said in a spicy Boston accent* Erra that gal took deez nutz and erra my caaack like a true Cock Throttle
Cock Throttle by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

throated 

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.
That one cute girl got throated real good last night.
throated by nocton55 October 25, 2011