Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

by Ethan July 13, 2004

Thinkering

Getting down on one knee, curling one's wrist to one's chin, and looking up, mimicking the pose of Auguste Rodin's classic sculpture "The Thinker".

(Created by Dave Silverman, reported by Staks Rosch, "Thinkering: The atheist answer to Tebowing", Dec. 30, 2011, examiner.com)

In response to the fundamentalist craze of Tebowing, American Atheists President Dave Silverman has come up with an atheist version called "Thinkering."
Someone commented that the pose looked too similar to Tebowing, to which Silverman responded: "That's the point. The difference is we don't bow our heads in blind submission, rather we consider and conclude for ourselves."

by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Thinkering

A portmanteau of "thinking" and "tinkering". Means to think about something by tinkering with objects relating to the problem under consideration. Usually unguided, exploratory and individual, often a very good way to explore aspects of difficult problems or to find solutions where none are obvious. In other words, an active form of thinking.

Akin to solving a puzzle (like a rubiks cube) by trying to solve it rather than just sitting and staring at it.

Bob is thinkering again, wonder if he'll finally figure out how to get that perpetual motion machine back together again?

by ithacanz October 1, 2010

Thinkerbate

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.

I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while

by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

deep thinker

A person with profound thoughts; one who thinks beyond what is obvious.

She is such a deep thinker that's why she hardly has time for mundane concerns.

by Sonnetshaven August 12, 2011

Thinkery

To establish a thought, or proceed with the task of thinking.
A moment spent in thought, time given for an individual or a group of people to think.

''Well done Einstein, what marvelous thinkery.''

''I need to take time out for thinkery.''

by Christopher Johns March 22, 2008