boyfriend thinger

It's what you call someone who isn't your boyfriend but is the closest thing you've got to one.

No, that's why I say boyfriend thinger... if he knew I called him that he would be my boyfriend.

by Swingah April 1, 2009

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poor thinger

representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something

dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!

chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.

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dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

by Kermie's Mommy & Daddy April 15, 2008

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Thinger

A word used to describe an object when one has forgotten it's proper name; used to describe a thing or group of things when one does not know what it or they are called.

"Hey Baby, can you pass me the thinger?" or "Hey Baby, what do you call those thingers?"

by C. Love and A. Knight June 15, 2009

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thingermajigger

It's the same thing as a thingamabob.

Just put that thingermajigger into that socket thing there and twist.

by ash February 10, 2003

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Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

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