Thinkiness

noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.

Adjective: thinky.

cf. truthiness

1. The book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn't at all clear what the author was actually saying.

2. The ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness and try to increase the substance.

etymology: 1100 hits in a Google search conducted on May 22, 2008, no immediate definition proposed.

by Art Carden May 22, 2008

eat twinkies

eating a delicious yellow spongy treat

also a slang term for "smokeing weed" you can use in the house so your parents don't understand what your talking about

fat kid: i'm gonna go eat twinkies

stoner 1:yo u got five?
stoner 2: yeah
stoner 1: yo u wanna go eat twinkies?
stoner 2: HELL YEAH!!!
dumb parent: haha you crazy kids and your inside jokes

by Bobby Perz January 24, 2008

Thinkless

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.

Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

by Kraddel March 16, 2009

Trauma Twinkies

A term used by Emergency Medical Services personnel to describe Type II ambulances or van-style ambulances.

American Medical Response uses Trauma Twinkies as opposed to a box-style ambulance.

by AMR EMT September 4, 2014

thirstiest

Thirstiest (root word: Thirsty): The slutiest of sluts, to be thirsty is to be in need of a baller or a male/female with money to quench your desires. Thirstiest is to be the creme de la creme of whores, in appearance and attitude... WATCH OUT FOR THESE HOES! LOL

Man I saw the #thirstiest chicks out downtown Detroit tonight WTF is goin on??

by Mr. MoTown August 1, 2011

Twinkies

young, body hair-less, 'teenage looking' homosexual men.

Those blond guys are Twinkies.

by attackeagle April 1, 2008