Corperate press release masquerading as journalism, usually found on the internet. May include such media as 'articles' or viral videos etc.
A: 'Hey, there's an article on Yahoo about the McRib being brought back. First time since 1994, it says.'
B: 'Jesus, dude, you're such a sucker! Don't you get it? It's just an ad, pretending to be journalism! That's a classic journo-tisement, right there.'
A: 'My God! You're right. Those bastards!'
B: 'Jesus, dude, you're such a sucker! Don't you get it? It's just an ad, pretending to be journalism! That's a classic journo-tisement, right there.'
A: 'My God! You're right. Those bastards!'
by stark_source November 3, 2010
Get the journo-tisement mug.treesment synonym: treasment; noun; a conservation easement to protect specimen trees, whereby owners of important trees, voluntarily encumber their land with a promise that runs with the land, to protect and preserve the tree for its naturally aesthetic lifetime, in exchange for a proportional reduction in their property taxes equal to the value of the tree and associated land to the drip line.
To assure that future generations may enjoy the magnificence of the Copper and American Beech trees on Bellevue Avenue in Newport, RI, specimen tree owners, the Newport tree warden, Newport Tree Society representatives, Newport taxing authorities, and Newport taxpayers who underwrite the cost, created, implemented, and recorded the first known treesment, which encumbrance runs with the property and protects the tree for its natural aesthetic lifetime.
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A quiet fellow, often watches the world from his small corner loving and hating it all at once. On occasion joins in the violence of the Hallway.
by The Fiddler December 16, 2004
Get the TheSilentFiddler mug.1. A theoretical phenomenon and form of confirmation bias in which the human mind creates a distorted personal reality based on their own beliefs. It serves as an explanation for the tendency of prayer and other religious attributes to work and show up in a believer's own perception. This effect is caused by the tendency of the human mind to place more importance on proof for one's own beliefs than proof against them, allowing for a distorted reality in which the subject is correct, even if they are not. It is also possible that the human mind subconsciously distorts a person's perception such that what they believe becomes true.
2. The god or other entity created in one's mind by this effect.
2. The god or other entity created in one's mind by this effect.
Theomentism is an atheistic theory explaining why people believe that there's a magic sky man that condemns you for fapping or eating shrimp.
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