The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.
This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(
by The Pace September 21, 2008
Get the The Sauron Pants mug.Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished & dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square terminology with the right type of jargon. Sven would use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin' instead of "swell" or WTF?! instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because an Urban Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.
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To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer.
Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.
Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.
"I thesaurused this essay to death"
"I walked slowly down the street to school" becomes "I sauntered languorously down the boulevard to the establishment of education" (this is overly thesaurused)
"I walked slowly down the street to school" becomes "I sauntered languorously down the boulevard to the establishment of education" (this is overly thesaurused)
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-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them
Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....
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Get the thesaurus mug.A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.
by KingVerneus September 18, 2018
Get the Thesaurus mug.N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.
While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."
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