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Thesauron 

A thesauron is a person who uses large and complex words in an attempt to;

A. Illustrate an iconoclastic point to seem more sophisticated.

B. Make themselves feel superior to people who do not understand the concept of the sentence they used

However, the defining aspect of a thesauron is their constant miss-spelling of each sesquipedalian word they use. Also, they will use words completely out of context and grammatically irrelevant.

Long name; Thesaurus Moron.
nahira741: Dude, I am not impressed, really you are such a thesauron.

Pseudonym69: That statment is absoltly false, everything I say is from my personal verneckcular. Aside from that, that was not at all germain to the coversation at hand.

nahira741: You know you are totally right, every thing you say makes perfect sense.

Pseudonym69: Wow, don't be so disengenuos, it is not that Abstroose, that you are an indoobitable a ignoreamuss.

nahira741: Dude, put down the books and pick up a spell checker.

>Signed off<
Thesauron by sesquipedalianistic March 11, 2010
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Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.
Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

urban thesaurus 

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

thesaurusify

To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms
Person 1: What's the thesaurusified version of the quote "May the force be with you"?
Person 2: It's "Be allowed sudden sock remain upon you".

Definition of thesaurusify: "To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms"

thesaurize

To attempt to make your writing more formal and impressive by replacing simpler words with longer synonyms from a thesaurus
James thesaurized his résumé in hopes of landing a job with a higher salary
thesaurize by call_me_xale September 20, 2015

thesaurusize 

Taking a sentence from a (generally) published source and using a thesaurus to change the words so as to avoid plagiarism.
I used one of my earlier papers for this assignment, but thesaurusized it so no one would notice.
thesaurusize by ExaRox February 9, 2009
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