Falling on the grenade

When you're at a party and an ugly chick hits on your friend and you hit on her in order to save him.

I got STDs from falling on the grenade.

by hugachick July 3, 2009

falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.

"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

by secret trust October 6, 2003

falling off the roof

A southerner's way of saying that they are menstruating or are on their period.

"I've been in such a bad mood this week. I guess it's because I've been 'falling off the roof'."

by Devanee May 26, 2006

Falling down the well

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

by Apres97 March 26, 2010

Falling Off The Perc

A meaning when you say something very weird or cringy or mostly dumb and you keep acting goofy about it.

My friend is Falling Off The Perc when he was shoving hot dogs in his mouth.
My friend is Falling Off The Perc for calling my other friend a terrorist because of race.

by BlackBirdWiles May 16, 2022

Falling to the Commies

Euphemism for describing a girl going through "that time of the month".

Person A: "Yo, why is Sue being so bitchy today?"

Person B: "I dunno man, I think she might be falling to the commies."

by zombie_castro April 29, 2011

Falling into the vortex

One's inability to steer one's focus away from certain web sites known for containing large amounts of snippets of entertaining content or having exceedingly high link density, such as Wikipedia, IMDB, Urban Dictionary, or TV Tropes. Typically, snapping out of this trance requires a powerful external stimulus, such as hunger, fatigue, a nagging significant other/family member, or a power outage.

Man, I was looking up Johnny Depp's new movie at work the other day on IMDB and I totally felt myself falling into the vortex. I didn't climb out until my boss walked in.

Guy 1: Don't bother trying to talk to him. He's fallen into the vortex.
Guy 2: Well, he hasn't eaten or slept in about 20 hours, so he's bound to come out of it soon.

by fonsui July 26, 2011