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national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day 

April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22

Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself 

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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one foot in the urinal 

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.
Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."